Mothman is My Cousin's Baby Daddy!
When asked about her child's unique appearance, the mother explained, "He takes after his father!"
Multiple sightings of the mom carrying her baby in a tote upon her back began circulating throughout Appalachia.
It appears the father of the bouncing baby is none other than the notorious and hard to spot mothman, of which whispered myths and tall tales can be heard all through West Virginia.
Sightings are rare and often conflicting as to how mothman actually looks. The one common feature in every description? "He's got a really nice butt."
The mom, as told to her cousin, encountered mothman while walking back to her camp near Point Pleasant late one night. "I gazed into his fiery red eyes and fell in love. I knew he felt the same when he fluttered his wings and hit me with a sonic blast of love."
They began dating soon after. "He'd curl the tip of his wing around my hand and drag me to the nearest firepit where his friends gathered around the flames and sang songs."
After several months of courtship, she stated, "We were married in a lovely ceremony atop a building in Point Pleasant, beautifully decorated with glowing candles and a throne while clouds swirled overhead in a lovely purple hue." It seems many of mothman's friends were also in attendance.
Her cousin sadly couldn't attend, unable to make the long journey from Crater.
They were, however, able to visit her nine months later…
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