Wasteland Pet Disaster


A recent pandemic has swept through the Wasteland folks! 

The horror...the dEvaSTatiOn...the OUTRAGE! 

Yes, my fellow wasteland dwellers, it has recently come to my attention, settlers' pets have gone missing from many camps across Appalachia. Color me surprised when I found out these pets included such creatures as yao guai, radtoads, cats, sloths and...deathclaws? 

But...why, you might ask, would someone want a deathclaw in their camp? 

Free security, of course!! 

Any unsuspecting trav--uh, rather...nefarious scoundrel, destructive creature or even, say, your nosy neighbor - if you even have one in this vast, barren expanse - will think twice about entering your camp.

Or suffer the consequences! 

I don't know about you but I don't want to be dismembered and eaten on somebody's doorstep.

The various reasons these science experiment dinosaurs, as well as other creatures...er, pets, have poofed into thin air range from the owner packing up camp and moving to another location, leaving their pets lost and confused; being attacked by other Wasteland creatures (seriously? Against a DEATHCLAW?); or poor unsuspecting travelers who wouldn't harm a bloatfly being surprised into a flight or fight response. 

Obviously fight won out there. 

I urge you fellow Wastelanders, have a care for the animals you find in the wild followed by the inevitable: "It followed me home, can I keep it?" 

It's 10 o'clock, intrepid travelers! 

Do you know where your pet is?







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